More About Sarawak

This post is dedicated to BaniOng........


1.hey!u swak ppl live in trees ah?
YES,we have elevators too..they're really anengineering feat coz its not ez to fit an elevatorinto a tree.

2.u guys got electricity isit?
YES..but since cost of transmission is too highdueo the geographic barriers,we use independantsolar panels n mini turbines scattered all ard,they rexactly 30k of them!!

3.over ther got wht car?
we ride wild boar.when the palne arrive at theairport ,we take our wild boar n ride it all the wayto our tree house.

4.Got road meh?
no.just jungle trails n few roads ard town

5.u bidayuh form sulawesi there huh?
yes we r head hunters.human brain is the bestfood.

6.s'wak inside sabah right?
no,we're one independent state u idiot,sabah is atown in s'wak.;)

7.eh,sabah s'wak not the same meh?
yes!!how many times i have to tell u sabah is atown in s'wak

8.Kuching big ha?
soso la..but we have the largest population ofstray cats in the world.abt 400k,y do u think theycity is called kuching leh u idiot?!!

9.kuching got so many cats la....
YES LA!!!how many times i have to say??

10.Kuching got malay?
duh!

11.s'wak ppl can speak english?
no.but we speak french coz we were colonizedby the french in the 18 century n then by thealliens in the 19,so our local dialect is pretty muchbased on the alien languages tht no oneunderstand...

12.Kuching got airport or u use boat go johor..?
kuchign airport is only fit for fokker.... since afokker cant go so far...we have to usesteamboats,no joking!!steam boats coz swak sorich with timbers,its much cheaper than diesel orany other petrol

THE FACT!!
1.the only state to be ruled by a white RAJAH.
2.swak is the largest state in m'sia.
3.swak supports whole m'sia with its owneconomy!!!now u know how generous we r !without us....where got PUTRAJAYA??wherecome KLCC?????
4.swak population is 2176800.kuching has458,300.
5.there r 27 ethnic groups tht speak 45 differentlanguages n dialects
6.70%is english literate!!
7.kuching intl airport hosts a numer of direct int'lflights!
8.swak has never achieved independence ruledby the BROOKE family,given to the britishempire,offered to m'sia.
9.kuching is the most liveable sity in m'sia n the7TH most liveable city in the WORLD...even kl isbehind at 12th..HAHA..
10.we have electricty
11.in kuching,we c mercedes benz till we wannapuke!u fool!!
12.the only ppl tht live on trees r those primitivehomo sapiens....thousands years ago........nvrstudy kah bodoh!
13.our guys r handsome n chics r hot.real hOt~~
14. The size of Kuching is the equivalent of..uumm.. uumm.. the size of..uumm.. big la big la.. {[nick: almos the size ofsemenanjung malaysia,about124,449.51 square km]
15. kuching is one of the best cities to livearound !! yoyoyo... kuching rocks!kch kia n pplnow we realli realli know how lucky we r !CHEERS!!